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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    In my entire professional and personal life I have never ever needed algebra.

    Perhaps the concepts have some non-mathematical relativity to general thought processes, but I don't care.
     
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    1. hannahsbigdaddy
      Or to point out a pronoun in a sentence... Identity a verb or stupid shit like that.
       
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    2. Lioness
      I have never ever needed algebra or geometry!! But I can add and subtract with the best of them and always balance my checkbook to the penny every time!!
       
      Lioness, Nov 7, 2021
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  2. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    It took 14+ years to get to 1,600 pages, so I guess getting 2,000 might take a few more years, like more than I’m willing to wait.
     
  3. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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  4. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Shameless self-promotion :joyful:

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  5. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband’s friend is here helping him work on his truck. He came up here to get a tissue and I totally forgot I’m not wearing pants lol.
     
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      Yes.
       
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      Are you going to today x
       
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      No I’ve been sick.
       
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      Sorry to hear that xxx gws
       
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      Thank you babes!
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 7, 2021
  6. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    Our resident fake doctor (Dr. Rufs) says you can get AIDS from low testosterone and stress.. hahaha so everyone has it? I didn't know that was possible. I just can't stop laughing... Dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
     
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  7. justfortumblr127

    justfortumblr127 Newcumer

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    The blue on this website is giving me a migraine
     
  8. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    So, watching part of one of the first Saw movies, and there was always some point why the victim was chosen. Some lesson he or she was supposed to learn.

    Christ, if I did that, I wonder how long before I got really really petty and trivial?

    "You cut me off in traffic, Bob. It was early morning. Noone behind me........Let's play a game."
     
  9. StrawberryCupcake

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    Don’t forget to fall back but I doubt your cell phone will let you.
     
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      This just reminded me - Thanks!

      But I hit my head really hard on the floor and I may have a concussion...
      (I should have fallen back onto the bed...)
       
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      I'm just gonna set the clocks on fire... Because time isn't real.
       
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      Fuck! Thanks for reminding me
       
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  10. Wazzaox

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    Hope my dog is in for the night, I hate getting up before the alarm to let her out and in
     
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  11. dnswd

    dnswd Sex Lover

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    When a person thinks that there was only one correct answer to something, and all other answers arent even worthy of considering, its only means that there is a problem with that person’s cognitive abilities. Perspective changes the answer.
     
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  12. latecomer91364

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    Speaking of changing the time on clocks, it's fortunate that the clock in my car has a little light on it that signals AM or PM.
    I mean... how else would I know?

    Aside from... like... looking through the windows.
     
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      My clock in my car will be correct because it wasn't changed last year...
       
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  13. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Today I'm one day more in being with my wife than I have been without her.
    Met in 1970 & she got called 2006.
    No getting down I was Lucky for even a day.
     
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      I like your attitude!
       
      tenguy, Nov 7, 2021
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      Thank you kind sir.
       
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  14. cutcock61

    cutcock61 Sex Machine

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    Should I feed the cat????
     
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      Always!
       
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    Avenpriya75 Porn Star

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    Should I break my no nut November?
     
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      Yes that’s not a thing.
       
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  16. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Be glad you're not a dung beetle that rolls elephant dung into a big ball then have to push it up a hill upside down and backwards...just sayin'.
     
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  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My phone just told me my screen time was down 43% this week! No wonder I got so many PM’s asking if I was ok lol. I guess I haven’t been on as much.

    My job totally gets in the way of my porn :(
     
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      I could help you catch up:D...
       
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      That was only an automated response from the algorithms for whatever social media you use - to spur you on to engaging more, clicking more links, and adding to their advertising revenues.

      Watch 'The Social Dilemma' on Netflix (maybe it's available elsewhere - I don't know).
       
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  18. latecomer91364

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    If it isn't all the facts coming out about Fauci contributing money to Chinese Gain of Function research - although they just changed the definition on the NIH website, It is still by definition Gain of Function, no matter what they call it.

    Just like school boards across the country are 'Changing the Title' of Critical Race theory to things like Equity Studies to hide the fact that they're teaching the racist principles of this divisive, destructive doctrine - it's still the same thing. It just gives them a lying talking point to say that "CRT" is not being taught in schools.

    But, back to the monster Fauci and his lies before Congress, what will finally bring this bastard down are the millions he sent to a research center in Tunisia that conducted horrible and cruel experiments on dogs (mostly beagles) that led to the agonizing deaths of these adorable dogs.

    Belongs in Politics? Maybe, but it's a random thought, and I'm thinking it now...
     
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      Politics needs it’s own random thoughts thread.
       
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      I actually started one, but nobody played. The conservatives are all too self-important and the liberals are all just too whacked (and self-important).
       
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      Well I won’t talk shit. I just didn’t read it all lol.
       
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  19. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Honestly, my first reaction was to generally agree with Morgan's quote. But on the other hand, I've def seen some types of guys who were so damned uptight with the macho shit, that it seemed like they were cartoonishly overcompensating or tryin ta prove/hide something. It's like "We get it, Bubba. Noone here was questioning your "manhood" or even brought it up. Just relax."

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      I agree with Freeman! Most every anti-homosexual person I have met is not afraid of “queers”, they just think they are nasty deviants. They are simply assholes in general.
      Being an asshole does not make one anti-homosexual, I know some gays and lesbians who are just as bad.
       
      tenguy, Nov 8, 2021
    2. ncsubcd6997
      Yeah, I generally agree that's a lot or most of them. Some of the cartoonishly defensive macho-posturing types who were given no reason to be kinda make me question what's really going on, at times, though.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Nov 9, 2021
  20. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I'm on the fence about getting my haircut.
    I could use a trim but do I pay $12 with winter on it's way or Grizzly bear it and pay the same amount come spring?
     
    1. Lioness
      Flip a coin...heads you Grizzly bear it and tails you cut it!
       
      Lioness, Nov 9, 2021
    2. Valspar
      It was a rhetorical question.
      I'm going to Grizzly Adam's my shit until March.
       
      Valspar, Nov 9, 2021
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      Are you going to become a wooly boogar?
       
      Lioness, Nov 9, 2021
    4. Ed Itor
      Hey Val she thinks you're two face.
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 9, 2021